#plastic dandy

[graphitesblog]

I drew https://www.instagram.com/parkinart?igsh=MWNyMTB2NjUzZWs2ZQ== parkinarts oc house wife, horror and spooky time

[smile-files]

pizza JOY !

[ratzhatz14]

My child wants to say Hi :)

Hello child

Mine also wants to say hi

Say hi Glaze

"Haiii !!!1!"

[regicidal-defenestration]

I have fangs now but I'm not putting my face on here imagine me like •w•

[smileyjart]

Please enjoy my efforts of making something funny.

[cunt-removal]

I JUST SAW SMTHIN BLUE IN THE FLOOR IRL AND WENT TO PICK IT UP ON INSTINCT THINKING IT WAS A DANDY'S WORLD BANDAGE..............

[ginkovskij]

the downside of exercising is that you have to exercise in order for it to do its magic ):

[cruesuffix]

I’m not anti surgery because being anti surgery is like saying all surgery is bad which it isn’t it’s just risky

Only get survey if you want to or if you are at a high risk of something where you need it

im anti plastic surgery if you’re only getting it for vain reasons. there’s a difference between surgery you need and plastic surgery you don’t need. like getting a rhinoplasty just cause you think your nose is too big is highly unnecessary and will only lead to you getting more plastic surgery because you either get addicted to it or because the first surgery was botched. like me saying that doesn’t mean me saying “oh don’t get open heart surgery you’ll only get addicted to getting more done.” that’s an entirely different statement. people can criticize plastic surgery because it only harms others. all these celebs act like they’ve got natural looks when we all know they’re in the doctors office every week to keep up appearances. this only makes younger women want plastic surgery themselves because they’ve been convinced they’re ugly when they’re not. if plastic surgery wasn’t such a popular thing to do, do you really think these girls would want to do it? if they weren’t constantly told their noses are too big or their lips were too thin, do you really believe they would want to fix it?

me criticizing ppl for getting plastic surgery doesn’t mean im going to sit here and get mad at someone for getting a kidney transplant…these are not the same things. i don’t want to sound mean but i don’t get how me saying plastic surgery isn’t good and is only a thing because of the harsh standards of beauty equals me being anti fixing your body for legit medical reasons. cause it isn’t. what im saying isn’t wrong at all actually. like look what happens when you get tons of plastic surgery, you start to look almost un-human. i dare you to look at priscilla and tell me she looks amazing. plastic surgery has more risks than benefits than a normal life saving surgery. sorry not sorry.

(also before you guys pull out the hypotheticals, this isn’t about ppls who’ve become disfigured facially and desperately need plastic surgery…once again, that’s a totally different thing. im strictly talking ppl who use plastic surgery to remain “youthful” or fix arbitrary things that doesn’t even need fixing. thank you <3)

[angrylittleburd]

You are a God damned chimera, you know that you son of a bitch? 

[pocketknifehandsaw]

my pallet :3

[vaugarde]

everytime someone gets all smug abt how literary critics are all idiots who make up shit thats not in the text and all art is meaningless and pretentious, i think of dan olsen’s nostalgia critic video where he says something like “doug tries to be real without being vulnerable while simultaneously shitting on a deeply symbolic piece of art for being vulnerable”

[ratzhatz14]

*insert the sound of a wood shredder as I come get my food*

Sprout and R&D fans come get yo food

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Idk need me some cryptic ghost who does weirdly romantic things and disappears for a long enough yet short enough time that it isn't overbearing or too little. Living in the woods and finding a weird ass man that looks fine enough to be your bf begging to be yours is all fine and dandy when he respects your boundaries and rules until said man starts dropping off gifts in the middle of said relationship.

"..What is that?"

"Pork?"

"Yeah a whole pig, where'd you even get that? How am I even supposed to eat this Simon?"

"...Raw?"

"..Go to the butcher's down town and ask them to cut it up for me okay?"

And he's gone without a trace, coming back an hour later with some meat in a plastic bag that you both guess and pray is pork. Happily eating dinner with you once you cook it up. Sure the man doesn't outwardly show any emotion but the shine in his eyes is noticeable for anyone he lets close enough. Without biting.

"Good?"

"..mhm, yeah."

"Good, next time you get some pig, do that too okay si?"

"Goat?"

"Where would you even- sigh

...Same thing, love."

"Okay."

[smileyjart]

This meme is giving me life. They didn't wanna sit in him, XD

[deuce-t-agere]

When it became clear that baby Logan’s favorite shows are Blue’s Clues and Sesame Street, Wade 100% went nuts buying him everything he could find from both shows

All Logan’s sippys and bottles are Blue’s Clues or Sesame Street. Custom pacis, and modified baby pacis. He has Blue, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, and Elmo pjs (with other Sesame Street Characters on the way). Stuffies and plastic toys galore for each. Wade even got Logan a little handy dandy notebook for coloring, which Logan promptly tried to eat because he was too far regressed to process what it was

Wade also got himself a shirt like Steve’s for when he dresses Logan in his Blue onesie

[raichufan86]

Let me just get a Good look at you! Hmm, I don’t seem to have your face in our guest list. Is this your first time here at the museum? Or did you just get plastic surgery?

So I seen something today and was playing a Roblox horror game called dandy’s world, so I decided to make a art reference of it